- Faculty, staff and students recently received
  a five page questionnaire from the Management And New Initiatives Advisory
  Committee, which is seeking input into ways to save paper. The results
  will be compiled into a report and distributed to all members of the faculty
  early in the new year.
  
 - In October the Dean launched a fund raising campaign
  to purchase a new box of UHU glue sticks. The Provincial Government has
  pledged to match contributions on a dollar for dollar basis.
  
 - In November APG elected a new committee to look
  into the storage room next to the Main Office.
  
 - The coffee machine on the third floor now has
  its own website: http//sludge.com. Virtual beverage experiences are now
  possible via e-mail (accepts Visa and EVDS Gold Cards).
  
 - In response to the University's new Theme Based
  Research initiative, EVDS has chosen Lara's Theme and the Theme from Dances
  with Wolves. The theme from Trainspotting was rejected despite strong support
  from the Planning Program.
  
 - The area between John and Bob's offices in the
  EVDS workshop has been designated a UNESCO World Heritage Landfill Site.
  
 - Student unrest due to continued massive financial
  cutbacks in higher education came to a head last term when three students
  discussed the issue over a beer in the Grad lounge.
  
 - The EVDS Committee on Political Correctness has
  renamed the PMT Machine, it will now be known as The Big Camera Thing.
  
 - In an effort to reduce the EVDS operating budget,
  from July 1st 1997 faculty members will be required to supply receipts
  for living expenses in order to claim their salary cheques. Unclaimed funds
  will go towards administering this new initiative.The newly formed committee
  set up to examine information technologies and new forms of instruction
  have reported that the current Config PPP has caused their hypertext to
  disappear up their URL. They are now considering expanding their LCP and
  IPCP options in order to increase their bps. We await their results with
  interest.
  
 Block Course Announcment 
March 15th-20th 1997 
"PUSHING THE ENVELOPE" 
This course, run in collaboration
with Canada Post, will explore innovative ways
of delivering mail.  |  
 
OTHER ENVIRONMENTAL NEWS  
  - In response to public concern over toxicity and mosquito spraying,
  Calgary's green spaces are to be paved.
  
 - Calgary's recently extended city limit now embraces Strathcona, Canmore,
  Fort Macleod and Brooks.
  
 - Provincial incentives to reintroduce native species to southern Alberta
  through domestication policies received a welcome boost when the Calgary
  Police decided to replace Alsations with Timber Wolves.
  
 - The Dodo, long thought to be extinct, was recently spotted in the Alberta
  Legislature.
  
 - The controversial new book "Tire Burning for Profit" published
  by the Asthma Association, has been endorsed by the World Wide Fund for
  Greed. A spokesperson said "Tire burning is fun - no smells, no smoke
  - it's very clean."
  
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